if you ever get 0 notes on a post just remember i got -1
*makes an album, calls the opening track “2008 was 12 years ago”*
by Fall Out Boy
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
my favourite thing ever
*loses internet connection* *No Air by Jordin Sparks starts playing*
the “no sleveless tops” american public school dress code policy is impeding on our 2nd amendment right to bare arms
relive the 90s: shave ur pubes and tattoo them back
how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help
this is a boy just letting you all know
omg but what if I invited all my followers to my wedding and you all just sat there with your laptops liveblogging my wedding
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
Talk dirty to me
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok
i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”